The tagline at ScrappleFace is “News Fairly Unbalanced. We report. You Decipher.” While they are brilliant at political parody, I found nothing funny about their subject and words today and I suspect they were not going for a laugh:
As the United States marks Memorial Day, recognizing those who sacrificed their lives in service to the country, scientists worldwide admit they are likely years away from discovering a “fertilizer for freedom” as effective as the blood of American troops.
“Where liberty has sprouted around the world,” said one unnamed scientist, “we usually find American blood at its roots.”
Studies show that the rich soil of… READ THE REST